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Go the f*** to sleep sequels

Postby OnceHarmony on Sun Oct 11, 2015 10:17 am

I'm sure the author probably has a whole bunch of more books ready to go with the appropriate titles (what parent wouldn't) but here are some of mine.

Just brush your f***ing teeth (for gawd's sake why does it take a half an hour), just put on your f***ing shoes (for gawd's sake why does it take a half an hour?), just get Mommy a f***ing glass of wine (for gawd's sake why does it take a half an hour). That last one was a joke...barely.
It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to - J.R.R. Tolkien
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