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Go the f*** to sleep sequels

PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2015 10:17 am
by OnceHarmony
I'm sure the author probably has a whole bunch of more books ready to go with the appropriate titles (what parent wouldn't) but here are some of mine.

Just brush your f***ing teeth (for gawd's sake why does it take a half an hour), just put on your f***ing shoes (for gawd's sake why does it take a half an hour?), just get Mommy a f***ing glass of wine (for gawd's sake why does it take a half an hour). That last one was a joke...barely.